Friday I walked home from school, and when I got to my street
My nostrils flared because the air was smellin’ awful sweet
I got to my house, I opened the door and my daddy said, "Take a stroll!
Don’t you stand there and drool
The pudding’s gotta cool
And I already licked the bowl!"

Ooh, Butterscotch Pudding
Mmm, Butterscotch Pudding
Ooh, Butterscotch Pudding
My daddy said I couldn’t have the butterscotch pudding

I forced myself to play outside with the girl three houses down
We was playin’ hopscotch, but that old butterscotch was smellin’ up the town
I threw down the rocks and ran through the boxes on the sidewalk we had drawn
And I was sniffin' and a-smellin’ When my momma started yellin’ As I ran across the lawn

Ooh, Butterscotch Pudding
Mmm, Butterscotch Pudding
Ooh, Butterscotch Pudding
My momma said I couldn’t have the butterscotch pudding

Well, I try to be good, I try to do right, but I end up goin’ south
You see, there’s nothing I won’t do to taste that pudding in my mouth
So I told my mom I was takin’ some to my granny down the street
It was a big ol’ lie
And I'm a real bad guy
But that pudding sure was sweet

Ooh, Butterscotch Pudding
Mmm, Butterscotch Pudding
Ooh, the Butterscotch
You gotta tell your story good to get some butterscotch pudding